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Maybe He Was Delivering a Stocking Stuffer?
December 18, 2010 Cue the thumping baseline. Dateline- a thirteen year-old’s fantasy Naked Mailman Made Unwanted Delivery To Milwaukee Woman Do you need the rest of the story? All this story needed is...
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Mail Theft and Unbearable Filth
May 18, 2011 The following is the federal statute governing mail theft: Section 1702. Obstruction of correspondence Whoever takes any letter, postal card, or package out of any post office or any...
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What’s In Allan Keyes’ Mailbag?
June 17, 2013 Let’s Check Out My Male Bag Mailbag! Good thing I noticed my error up there….this would’ve been a MUCH different article otherwise. And on a much different web...
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(NEW!) Going Postal 2014!
NEW January 2, 2014 I have the laziest mailman. Now a few thoughts may be racing through your mind: 1- “No, I have the laziest mailman.” 2- “Isn’t ‘lazy mailman’ an oxymoron?” 3- “Get on with it, Mr....
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United Parcel Service: Going Halfway Is OK By Us
March 10, 2014 The United Parcel Service (UPS) has a brilliant new delivery plan that is guaranteed to save them a fortune. It is ridiculously simple. They take your package and do not deliver it....
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Before I Hit Delete And Empty The Trash, Let’s Read Some Spam!
June 26, 2015 Here are some of my favorite recent spam comments. I usually don’t bother looking because, quite frankly, I have all the penis pills I’ll ever need. UH, I MEAN “I DON’T NEED ANY PENIS...
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Another Post Office Rant (2015)
August 22, 2015 So the post office lost my package. This should come as no surprise to anyone who: A- has read this blog and all the posts about the lousy branch in my area B- has ever been to a post...
View ArticleThe Great Mailman Fake-Out Make-Out
May 5, 2017 Quick! Who are the randiest civil servants? Mailmen! They always bring their packages special delivery. BA DA BOOM! Not funny you say? Maybe not, but it’s true! Check this out! Let’s do...
View ArticleThere’s Something Odd Going On Here.
September 12, 2017 For many, many years, my building had the mail delivered by one regular postman. Other than his regular summer vacations, he was always here at about 1:oo. At some point his route...
View ArticleI Am The Scofflaw Man
October 26, 2017 I got a letter from the DMV the other day. Apparently I owed some money for an unpaid parking ticket. OK, it happens. I don’t usually get parking tickets and I pay them when I do but I...
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